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Waffle Stomp

Something that curly-haired homeschoolers enjoy doing.
Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.
by doorbell master September 30, 2021
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butt stomp

Blunt force trauma resulting from someone's ass plummeting towards the target at high velocity. The impact is usually devastating and potentially life-threatening.
You think butt stomp sounds gay? Well, you won't think so with my ass flying into your ribs at Mach 2!
by GrandPooba1024 October 10, 2008
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waffle stomp

when you shit standing up in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your heel
i had to waffle stomp lats night because i couldnt hold it in long enough
by Yomomgym December 20, 2019
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Showpiphany

Noun: That moment in the shower where you have a profound realization.

Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE
I was in the shower this morning and had the craziest showpiphany! Listen to this...

Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.

Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!
by TC3 July 7, 2011
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Stewps

To Stewps is to make a specific sound - well known to Trinidadians and Tobagonians and possibly other West Indians and some of their friends probably - by clenching one's teeth, pressing one's tongue up against one's teeth - not fully, however, so that some air and saliva may pass - then sucking air and saliva through the passage making an indescribable sound. For the sound to be correct, lips must be pursed (not pressed together as some jackass wrote). The volume of the sound should be directly proportional to level of disgust, dissatisfaction or disagreement felt by the person stewpsin'. Volume control is achieved by adjusting the size of the hole made by one's pursed lips and the velocity of the air and saliva intake and the amount of pressure of the clenched teeth.

As mentioned above stewpsin' is used to show disgust, dissatisfaction or disagreement. However it also can translate literally as "kiss my ass." Sometimes stewpsin' is done in feigned or exaggerated disgust, dissatisfaction or disagreement, particular with friends.
Mr. Ramkissoon: Cutterz, de top definition for "stewps" on UD is a word "stewp" meaning some kinda soup stew! Whey de ass!?
Cutterz: *stewps*
Mr. Ramkissoon: *louder stewps*
Random passer by: *stewps*
Baby in stroller: *stewps"
Everybody: *buss out laughin*
by realbobbol March 8, 2018
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lizard stomper

A big, mean-looking construction worker who wears big-ass work boots and looks like he just doesn't give a shit. So called because if a lizard crawled in front of him, he wouldn't think twice - he'd just stomp it.
A couple of big, drunk lizard stompers came up to us and one punched my friend in the back and kept walking. I don't know what his fuckin problem was.
by Daru Zagus January 27, 2012
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Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.
Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.
by chris "the catcher" October 6, 2008
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