Stogerson

A ciggetate that is smoked after partaking in alcohol and/or drugs

Sober people: hey, man lets go
smoke a stoge

Fucked up people : my nigga it's time for a stogerson

by SmittyBeer November 5, 2013

Pickle Storked

The feeling of being uncontrollably high. Everything around you is majestic and you're too happy to function. The feeling can only be achieved through massive intake of marijuana smoke. Not to be confused with "rackle knocked", pickle storked is a feeling of pure stonedom; It is not achievable when cross-faded.

Man, that was a massive blunt. I am pickle storked.

by stonedasagoat December 11, 2011

Browse Store Blog Discord

The new first words you see on Urban Dictionary. The last word is to stem from the fact that UD now has a Discord server.

Man, I'm bored.
(sees Browse Store Blog Discord)
Wait, UD has a Discord server now? Man, I am joining it right away.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2022

the land of stories

One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.

This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.

"Have you read The Land Of Stories?"
"Of course! Chris Colfer is my favorite author!"

by siriuslylovely7 July 11, 2014

Stormelly

An amazing, beautiful girl. It's hard to describe her in words, she's just purely amazing and if you have her in your life you should be thankful. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.

1:Who's that blonde you were talking to over there?
2:Oh, Stormelly. I met her a few years ago.
1:She sure seems amazing
2:Trust me she is

by hsuR June 29, 2011

plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.

David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.

by hugo94612 December 17, 2019

telling stories

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016