Shoeless Bro Jackson

A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.

Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"

Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."

by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011

soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.

soreness, swelling and redness.

by Debskelly1985 April 17, 2023

storeperson

A job posish. To qualify, the employ must speak a broken french slang dialect, be able to not do dats when your told you cantsaydat, or must have a form of narcolepsy. If you dogfuck enough or cause enough trouble, youll get a letter or youll be sent uptown. Storepeoples must like to eat pate chinois and green aero and of course, saputo and homard, and most importantly, must be able to document what they ate and how when asked "Whats for supper!?" by the sandbagger in shipping

I cant speak english OR french and I have only quatre finger. Dats okay because I never liff a finger in my vie! I should be a storeperson!

by Deborah Funston March 9, 2005

scopeless overwatch

noun. When a group of close friends band together to find out if another friend's girlfriend is cheating on him. Surveilence methods are used such as steaking out in the bushes, setting infra-red cameras, using walkie talkies, and/or other forms of budget surveilence equipment that could be purchased from internet sites and/or the toy section of the local Radioshack.

Guy #1: Aw man, my gf is hanging out with an old high school guy friend of hers from out of town.

Guy #2: (Phones Guys #3 and #4): Okay, boys, we gotta potential bimbo under radar. Time for scopeless overwatch, fan out.

by Bake Em Away Toys November 15, 2010

shoeless joe

1.a homeless person who wears no shoes

2.an insult implying that the person u are saying it to is poor.

1."theres so many shoeless joes in New York"

2."you pov shoeless joe!"

by Talon May 31, 2004

Scorelessfish

A child that hasn't fully hit puberty yet but claims to be a pussymaster. Plays video games and does nothing but yell at other pre pubescent kids. Often referred to as adorable by older ladies

He is Scorelessfish.

by Itsforthelolz September 1, 2016

stonelegs

slang for african americans or black people in general

Affirmative Action is given to stonelegs.

by Word of Bird September 1, 2007