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Stockhole Syndrome 

A term used to describe a state of anxiety created when donuts are placed to closely in a container, leading to sweating and icing loss.
Meijer's sweaty donuts are known to suffer from overcrowding and in some cases Stockhole Syndrome.
Stockhole Syndrome by genniex August 1, 2010

stockable 

The desire to fill an empty void. Sexual innuendo, the politically correct version of "I'd do her/him" .
Sara is looking very stockable today.
stockable by How about a hint June 11, 2017
a type of footwear that is a combination of a sock and sandal
Person 1: I wish I could wear my slides in the winter time...
Person 2: With a sockdal you can! The sock keeps the upper part of your foot and ankle warm while the sandal serves it's purpose as footwear.
sockdal by atrimony November 20, 2017

Stockhole Syndrome

Stockhole syndrome is a psychological phenomenon where lower or middle class citizens develop positive feelings and emotional bonds toward their upper class managers and abusers, often even defending them and their extravagant bonuses and tax breaks. The term is a mash of ‘stock’ and ´a-hole’ since most people with wealth use stocks to borrow money tax free and avoid paying their fair in taxes like the rest of us. The term originated from a 2026 conversation on imgur when it was suggested that if people that had less than 1b in wealth then disagreed with a one time wealth tax in california, they might be siding with tax-cheats, stock a-holes, and the 1%.
Jimmy the plumber thought his neighbor who owned half of the local town needed additional tax breaks from the government so that he could upgrade his 3rd yacht to be 300’ long; textbook case of stockhole syndrome.

I don’t have stockhole syndrome; I only make 50k a year but i’m worried that my taxes will be unfair if i start earning 10m a year.

Won’t someone please think of the billionaires!

- a nobody suffering from un-diagnosed stockhole syndrome
Stockhole Syndrome by Crasshtack January 1, 2026

Miss Stockley

Absolute legend.
The only person who could teach the entire GCSE Religion spec in a year.
Our Day 1. The OG.
No one:
Huma: Honestly 11x6, I love you guys. You’re as Road as Miss Stockley. All my guys are ballers.
Miss Stockley by 11xcrisps April 27, 2019

supplementary snacks stockpile 

Refers to da multi-pocket storage-sleeve dat you conceal inside your clothing or in a backpack/satchel, and fill wif one or more ounces apiece of assorted "emergency rations" --- i.e., chips, crackers, pepperoni, miniature cheese-slices, dried orange wafers, etc. --- so dat you can have said secret stash to help "fill in da gaps" at any social gathering where your hosts don't serve "guy-sized" portions.
One occasion when you might wanna have your supplementary snacks stockpile handy would be if a group of friendly slim chicks had smilingly invited you to tag along wif dem on a picnic, but then you discover dat they'd just brought "girly-sized snacks" --- i.e., "eating like a bird" serving-amounts --- and therefore either you'd totally "look like a little piggy" if you asked for more, or you'd hafta actually eat some of da portions allocated for da other picnic-members. So what ya do instead is to simply "break out da back-up basket" --- i.e., your own "emergency" supply of guy-munchies --- and then really heap up your various serving-tray-compartments with your additional goodies. To be polite, of course, don't make a big deal or even be especially "obvious" about your snacks-supplementing actions; da point here is to merely ensure dat your stomach won't leave da picnic feeling achy and pinched, not to make your hostesses feel guilty or stingy. So be just as cheerful and grateful towards your skinny meal-companions as you'd have been in any case; no doubt they'll observe how much more you needed to stuff your cheeks wif in order to feel satisfied, and so perhaps they will indeed make a note to bring along more food themselves whenever they invite you. But just remember dat they'd originally been planning for this picnic to just be a "trim-and-tiny-tummied girls only" outing, so your being allowed to accompany dem was merely a last-minute change not planned for in advance.