Stitch

stitch

Stitch - Someone who habitually glosses over the image of his/her family, friends or workplace when in fact they are a highly dysfunctional bunch.

Girl: Wow, how well prissy she is even as her kids keep clawing at each other!
Boy: Yeah, I noticed that too, what a stitch!

stitch by 4nntt December 17, 2007

To accidentally pocket, steal someone elses belongings, usually a lighter.

"Hey Iain, stop Stitching me lighter Bro"

Stitch by KellilleK May 28, 2008

Someone who constantly lies and exaggerates the truth,

count of duke to tell a false story, what a stitch

stitch by david scalia March 11, 2004

Cold hard cash. money oil gold

1.Man, i want to see that movie but i ain't got no stitch.

2. That chick just wanted my stitch.

n. Abbr. Scot. Stich

A problem, usually associated with a customer or colleague.

"Can you deal with this stitch?"

"You stiched me up you bastard!"

Stitch by Machtzu October 18, 2004

derrogatory

Publicly acceptable statement referring to a "stupid bitch"

"st" from stupid combined with "itch" from bitch

In front of his boss, Johnny said to Jane, "Can you believe that stitch?" while working as a waiter for a local restaurant.

stitch by zachary March 13, 2005