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chicken selects

McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.
(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
by Nick D December 7, 2004
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Seeley Booth

Seeley booth is a amazingly charming FBI agent from the hit tv show, Bones. He wears a COCKey belt buckle everyday and is an amazing piece of work. He also has a son that he had with his ex-wife, his son's name is parker. SEXY
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Selective Fatigue Syndrome

Fatigue which is used as an excuse when one does not want to perform undesirable tasks such as work.
My co-worker claimed her Chronic Fatigue Syndrome kept her from coming to work, but she had no problems making it to the nightclubs. What she really has is Selective Fatigue Syndrome.
by viking maiden October 20, 2009
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Selene

Selene is a really shy person when you meet her at first but once you get to know her she is a really crazy outgoing person. She is lovable and loyal. She is loyal to her friends and if she really likes a guy she will curve the guys that try to get at her, Selene is a really pretty girl. Brunette, hazel eyes, sometimes change color.
Bestfriend: hey
Selene: hey bitchhh
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Selena

Selena is a beautiful girl who is amazing funny caring kind hearted and overly loving she cares for you when you don’t see your self worth and she picks you up when you are down and makes you smile when your upset she is short yes but great things come in small packages she loves me and comforts me when I need it I love her with all my heart.
Selena I love you with everything I have
by Selena’s one and only February 14, 2019
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selective introvert

The attitude of being introvert towards some people and/or situations but with the right stimulation, can be exhibit extrovert qualities as well.
I wonder why he is usually shy in the class but is very outgoing to strangers in trade fairs? He must be a selective introvert.
by QueenCityCebu.com October 12, 2019
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Seele Vollerei

Bronya's girlfriend
"Hey,do you know Seele Vollerei from Honkai?"
"Yeah of course,she's Bronya's girlfriend!"
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