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stuffed shirt

n. person who is perceived as useless, stupid, or given more credit than he/she deserves -- usually a person in higher income or social prominence. See also, blowhard.

Entymology/usage: To call someone a "stuffed shirt" is of course, derogetory. The shirt is given more credit than the person wearing (or stuffing) it by the person wielding this insult. It is used widely in describing politicians or a loud-mouthed employer.
Everything was running fine in the office before the stuffed shirts from the consulting firm made useless changes that did nothing but create more work.
by Marc February 27, 2004
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Stuffed Grapes

1. When you stuff your scrotum and balls into the willing mouth of your mate/partner.

2. When your balls are long over due to bust a nut and are loaded and ready to release jizz. Common to suffer from Stuffed Grapes when your lover refuses to put out and renders you with a bad case of blue balls.
Example 1: While performing oral sex, Carl pulled his knob out of Wendy's mouth, laid it on her nose, then commenced to give her some Stuffed Grapes.
Example 2: Carl's wife Wendy was ragging and she would not have sex with him. Carl was suffering from some serious Stuffed Grapes so he finally had to resort to getting himself off with a tug job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
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Stuffed Cucumber

The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.
Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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Triple Stuffed

When a person is penetrated by three penises at the same time.
See dat ho? Me and Leroy, and my dog triple stuffed that bitch last month.
by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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Stuffed Turkey

A stuffed turkey basically starts as a threesome with one guy getting head from a girl while another guy is getting the girl doggystyle in the pooper. The stuffed turkey happens when one of the guys gets off in the girls mouth at the same time the other guy gets off in her asshole.
After Amber received the stuffed turkey, she couldn't figure out which hole to wipe out first.
by Ole Chiddie Chad September 19, 2008
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Stiffed Animal

A stuffed animal that a child has been sleeping with every night for years to the point that it is now encrusted with spit and snot.
My daughter has been sleeping with that stuffed kitty for so long its now a stiffed animal.
by 531 December 9, 2010
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Get stuffed

An only slightly politer version of fuck you.
When the taxi cut in front of him, he yelled at the driver, "Get stuffed!" Vulgar slang; mid-1900s
by cj84 January 29, 2008
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