Sterling Rolling Tobacco

A brand of rolling tobacco sold in the uk that tastes like the smell of paint. Only smoked because of it's cheap price tag.

Person 1: I had a sterling rollie today it tasted disgusting but it was all I had.

Person 2: Ah that's sterling rolling tobacco for you, shit tastes like the smell of paint.

Person 1: Yeah that's what that taste was even dry stale water damaged Mayfairs taste nicer.

by Ch1ngch0ngp1ngp0ng September 11, 2019

Sterling Knight

Starring on Disney Channel with Demi Lovato in her new show. 100% pure gorgeoussness. Makes people want to lick the television. Watch out Zac Efron there's a new sheriff in town. Yum.

OMG! Did you see Sterling Knight last night?!

by bub543534539 February 15, 2009

Sterling

Sterlings are sarcastic and can come off as extremely annoying but once you get to know them they can be real sweethearts. Sterlings are typically very smart and highly egotistical and outgoing. They don't really care what other people have to say about them and they don't always see the obvious. They are really good at giving gifts and love to eat however maintaining the perfect fitness. Sterling's can be pretty clingy but they never fail to cheer you up when you're down. They are good at complimenting you and making you feel better about yourself. Sterling's will be very successful in life and are often called geeks or nerds in school. You will be very lucky if you end up with a Sterling in your life. He typically commits to a longer relationship and never fails to remind you how much he loves you. Never let a Sterling get out of your life. They are loyal friends and lovely boyfriends.

"That Sterling's really annoying"
"That Sterling's becoming a computer engineer "

by Mattie Holloway July 1, 2017

The Sterlings

1. An extremely rare disease unheard of in the Eastern Hemisphere of the world. Only two cases in the entire world have been diagnosed. Common side effects include: excessive infatuation with Japanese culture, inability to focus or do something at all perceived productive, and an incalculable hatred of water and salad.

When my friend had The Sterlings, he never left the house because he couldn't stop watching Anime porn.

My dad almost died in the desert because he would not drink water because he had The Sterlings.

Man, I felt like I had The Sterlings, I did not finish my homework, i forgot to go to practice, and I played my Nintendo DS until 3AM.

by Bobo MeSee 2 April 19, 2009

stealing

forced sharing.

The goverment has raised new taxes stealing more from employers.

by suildur October 16, 2010

Steplingus

Finding out, typically when one or more of the parties are in a drunken stupor, that a step-sister has had a secret crush on you for some time. Typically the lush involved uses words like "probe" and "hot" as they slur out their heretofore private lust. The recipient of these unwanted advances struggles to escape the ranting, slathering monologue. Future gatherings and holidays can be particularly awkward, especially since other family members (siblings) who witnessed the horrific event typically know what the drunken strumpet confessed to...even though she may not remember.

Dude...my step-sister Kelly totally pulled a steplingus on me...she told me how she always thought I looked HOT, especially when I used to drive my old Ford Probe. She said she wanted me to probe HER. Her breath smelled like she tossed salad. I had to swallow my own vomit before I could escape from her drunken confession. I can't sleep anymore from the nightmares.

by illinoisboxking December 15, 2009

Stealing Tulips

Taking an anal cherry.

Dude 1: Hey bro, how'd the date with the ho go?

Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.

Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.

by The lexicreator May 16, 2011