bumper stickers

retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:

My child is an Honors Student!

Jesus loves you!

If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?

Im a Proud Soccer Mom!

stuff with college football logos

on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers

on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.

by imsocoolishaticecubes! October 9, 2008

stickers

Dried up crap leftover from a very poor job at wiping your butt. As the crap dries, it becomes crusty and causes serious itching problem. the name "Stickers" brings to mind the annoying poke and itch thats associated with those lil plant seeds that stick to you socks and shoes and irritate your feet and legs

I was in a rush at work, and didnt wipe until the tp came out clean. Later that day i got major stickers, and couldnt stop itching my crack

by SkyLuker June 30, 2008

bumper stickers

A fast dog running after a slow car.

Fido ran after a Fiat. Now he is a bumper sticker.

by george stephans October 21, 2004

stickers

Amalgamation of the two words - sticky knickers. Used to describe underwear with skid marks, or after unsuccessfully trying to wait while desperate to go for a wee.

My wife was feeling discomfort in her stickers, as she'd been stuck on the bed with paralyzed legs for some time.

by Little Computer Nerd October 13, 2009

Stockers

To be completely without sexual orientation. ie is it male, female, or something else???

holy shit look at that chick now thats a stockers!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

I voted stickers

The "I voted" stickers are the little stickers that they give you after you vote.

I wore mine on my backpack earlier today.

by lunar shadows November 2, 2004

Stackers Delight

When having sexual intercouse, you must stand up and do cartwheels while having the male genitals still engaged with the vagina. this may result in slight pain, so it might be slightly neccesary to scream, " O, Strackers!!!!"
This position should not be used unless you and your partner are very flexible, this position can result in injury

That Wangatsa freakin did the stackers delight last nite with his girlfriend. man it must have hurt, cuz she screamed, "O Stackers!!!"

by C-Cos November 4, 2007