dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.

Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.

by hotdogthief February 19, 2008

stapler

a short range office weapon

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

by apoi December 19, 2009

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013

Starley

A kind hearted person who cares for everyone. She shows great humour and stands up for what is right. You are really lucky to know a Starley.

He knows a Starley how lucky.

by Guccipenguin1900 December 14, 2019

stapler

clingy bitches at woodport

this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport

by Jason Attard1 November 7, 2012

stampled

a combination of stamped and trampled. Commonly used to describe a stampede of only a few animals.

Idiot1: O my god, look at all those buffalo.
Idiot2: RUN, were gonna get stampled.
Idiot1: Your a retard.

by latexsolarbeef October 16, 2007