spank bank

The catalog of women in one's mind one uses to masturbate to. see Masturbaceous

Damn that bitch is fine, I'm definately going to add her to my spank bank.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Mobile Spank Bank

Cell phone containing many pictures and/or video used to aid in masturbation.

"My girlfriend just made a deposit into my mobile spank bank."

by DRanged691 June 10, 2009

Spank Bank

The part of the brain where the male mind stores images for later self-gratification.

One guy: "You see that honey's booty?"
Second Guy: "Yep! It's goin' in the spank bank."

by CleverinDenver March 12, 2009

Spank Bank

The magical bank in a persons head where one can save,deposit or withdraw memorable mental images*,usually with the intention of having an epic wanksterbate over them later.

*i.e: tittys and ass

A: "Yo,check out the mega miniskirt on the coca-cola rep,shes goin in the spankbank"
B: "yea i'll withdraw one later."
A: "Bro that girl over there got some big big tittys"
B: "Yea dude i made a deposit into the spank bank like 8 miniutes ago."

by StringsUp300 April 7, 2008

Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.

example1:

Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?

Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

example2:

Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?

Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...

by gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008

Stink Blanket

when a girl sits on your face and you are smothered by her unholy cooter stench

“Damn, that big bitch had an immense stink blanket”

by fattyfattystinkblanket December 24, 2020

Spank Bank

A pornography collection.

By gathering a sizable quantity of nudes of ones preferd attraction a person can develop a catalog of material typically used for masturbatory purposes.

In this technologically advanced age this collection can be condensed to a single folder on a smart devise for ease of storage and access.

*sees erotic picture of favorite character* thats going right in the spank bank

by Gas-Giant January 11, 2020