stalkerade

A condition characterized by overly lusting or becoming obsessed with someone to the point of making his/her life a living Hell.

She originally thought the guy was an admirer, but when she said she wasn't interested in dating him, he developed a severe case of stalkerade. Now she spends more time at the police station that getting overtime at her job.

by nolabels January 12, 2013

stalwart guardian

On outside, strong protector or guardian

My best friend claims he's my stalwart guardian from dumb guys.

by the protected September 29, 2012

shawkward

an event that is both surprising and uncomfortable simultaneously

I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.

by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009

Stawkward

Stawkward - adj. - the awkward moment when you confront someone about stalking you.

"ARE YOU STALKING ME?!"
"Well... this is stawkward."

by TheZachalope April 22, 2011

stankhard

n. Someone who likes ejaculating on their own pillows.
n. Any person under age 40 who takes pride in fisting.

Mel Gibson and Bryan are hardcore stankhards.

by SAG 3 February 4, 2005

Talkward

When someone starts up a awkward conversation out of no where

Mom: Let's talk about the birds & the Bess
Stranger: I don't even know you, get away from me with this Talkward conversation

by Amidgey February 8, 2015

talkward

talkward
adj.
unease over talking a lot

"i've been talking so much, i feel talkward."

by tess jr February 4, 2009