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Blith Statement

The type excuse you make to ditch your friends for someone else whether it be others friends or your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Guy 1: Dang man why'd you cancel the plans for yesterday.

Guy2: I had other things to do at home.

Guy 1: Yeah right, sounds like a Blith Statement.
by KLTL16 December 29, 2020
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Stalkumentary

A documentay produced by means of stalking the person. Almost like a paparazo, but with a movie camera.
That new Princess Diana Movie is a total stalkumentary.
by Rioo February 4, 2006
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Situational Settlement

When a person has been removed from their natural environment for an extended period time, leading to impaired judgment of the opposite sex. In most cases this will happen in a remote area such as a state park.
After returning from their camping trip, Johnny and Dale both agreed that the girl they had undressed with their eyes earlier in the week was nothing short of a southern bred, corn fed situational settlement.

An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.
by Jonny Lee Popkins August 17, 2009
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Non-statement

A futile statement, which points out the obvious, in a situation where you cannot make a contradicting claim.
A random company might state on their website: "We shall comply with all laws and regulations governing information security".
Obviously, they cannot make a contradicting claim, e.g. "we will not comply with laws and regulations, if we bloody hell do not feel like it".
Thus the policy statement in the web page, is a non-statement.
by Santos the enormous September 25, 2018
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suavemente

refers to doing something with caution and slowly
-Yo dude did you bang that girl ?
- No man i'm going suavemente with her !
by Cedoux December 9, 2013
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Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.
"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"
by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013
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statement of intent

Telling a girl/guy you are interested in them. Usually sexual.
Him: What do you like most about doing pottery?
Her: You know, I just love molding the clay. It's so satisfying being able to create something with your hands.
Him (statement of intent): Wow, I love that you're so passionate about that. And you have such a physical enjoyment of it. That's really sexy.
by C.O'B September 10, 2006
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