staffhood

Naming, describing, or relating to the county of Stafford, Virginia. Staffhood is the personification of the crunkness of the residents of Stafford, Virginia.

Staffhood has the two closest 7-11 stores in the world, the most gangsta record to hold.

by Richard "Rick" James September 5, 2008

Staffordshire taco

When a man ejaculates prematurely in between your butt cheeks without any penetration.

The waiter at the British restaurant became overly excited and gave me a Staffordshire Taco.

by Tom the angel May 26, 2021

Sarah stafford

when you first meet sarah you think she is a bitch but then when you get to know her she is still a bitch.

PERIOD.

nobody;
no one in the universe:
sarah stafford: a ba ba da ga ga, da ba ba da ga

by surfer hippie gnarly bro October 6, 2019

sarah catherine stafford

sarah seems to be a bitchy person but once you get to know her she is very nice and bubbly person she is extremely tall with brown hair hazel eyes she falls for bruised eyed men.

sarah catherine stafford the grinch/salmon/cheese the not fish

by surfer hippie gnarly bro August 29, 2019

Stafford

When a girl is giving a guy head under the covers. The guy farts and holds her under there. A dutch oven, with a twist.

Last night I was giving him oral when he yelled STAFFORD....I didn't know what I was in for.

by la verga October 31, 2011

Staffored

Getting staffed by a man, usually one of the homosexual connotation.

Stafford really staffored me last night!!!

Bro, I got staffored so hard last week!

by Cockmeateor October 20, 2011

De Stafford

De stafford is a shit hole but the best shit hole you will ever see because we are United as a school and some of us may be chavs but even so we are proud to go to this amazing shit hole!

"They are a bunch of chavs - they must come from de stafford"

by I go to de stafford bitch! April 22, 2018