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Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.
So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.
by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010
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stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.
I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.
by Jablonsky May 22, 2004
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Saffer

South African. Originates from the way some Londoners pronounce "Saff Africa". (Mainly used in England, esp. London)
There are enough southern hemisphere rugby players in the Guinness Premiership to make a team of only Saffers, Kiwis and Aussies!
by totiboy January 13, 2010
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Stafford County

A place that is, in fact, three places. There is the center, full of commerce. The middle ring has the normal, suburban living. The outer ring is a waste land, which few venture to. Most living there have careers elsewhere and commute or support the infrastructure that the commuters live on. It's a dull place, where teenagers are either having sex or are completely bored out of their minds. Adults plan to retire there. Fredricksburg students who want a hope for the future generally transfer to Stafford County High Schools.
"I live in Stafford County."

"So you're old, having sex or bored?"
by Sixten Thomson October 24, 2006
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Skaffer

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.
That skaffer kid is a right twat
by trosoman July 10, 2012
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Staffel

To make smart ass comments with underlying meanings such as, "Of course she did."
Staffel, you own cats!
by Tokyo 6 October 21, 2016
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Turd Stuffer

Another name for a ‘flamer’. A guy that wont shut up already about the fact that he's a homosexual and he wants the world to know it...but everybody knows and they are tired of hearing it. Also, a flamer bent on converting a straight guy into a flamer.
You'll stay away from that Turd Stuffer if you know whats good for you. He swears up and down your a flamer too and he's bent on hookin up with you.
by hemingwaysbackporch April 28, 2011
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