Starfucker

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.

Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

StarfuckSaturday

A twitter tend started in August of 2012. The rules are as follows -

-Find a twitter user with less than 1,000 followers
-Favorite a large amount of their tweets
-mention (@) them and wish them a Happy #StarfuckSaturday and ask them to pay it forward.

#StarfuckSaturday is a way for us poor folk without bonus features to get noticed.

by JJ Alexander August 30, 2012

Starfuck

This means that you are going to Starbucks with your partner and you just fuck in the restaurant.

I just starfucked with my girl

by FappyCumCookie May 30, 2016

starfuck

a place to go and have coffee.

I went to starfucks this morning for a latte.

by ghenya October 11, 2005

Starfuck

Ramming a christmas tree star up someones arse for pleasure.

James: "Its christmas time again Jimmy, time to get out the Christmas tree"
Jimmy: "Better clean off the star for this year"
James: "Good call, im ripe for a starfuck!"

by jimmyc2005 April 15, 2006

starfucker

Jac Vanek

Jac Vanek is famous for being a starfucker.

by olookatu August 7, 2008

starfucker

A young girl who dresses and acts provocatively in order to arouse older men.

Jenny smiled and wiggled her hips seductively, positive Angela's father would get hard seeing her dressed this way. A perfect starfucker smiled and wiggled back at her from the mirror.

by Seth February 25, 2005