stanced car

Usually defined, by people with taste, as destruction of a vehicle to fit into a crowd or "kill the scene" by using wide, low offset wheels with questionable tires and camber settings. Such cars normally can't handle well nor do they fare well on bumpy or uneven roads. A stanced car usually has high-quality performance parts installed that aren't being used as they were intended. Drivers of stanced cars also normally have a "my shit don't stink" mentality and believe people are haters because stanced cars are some sort of way to convey the image of success, a very twisted thought indeed. Most stanced cars have a tendency to look like every other stanced car, there is very rarely any actual individuality.

"Yo bro, look at that dope AF stanced car"

"Which one?"

"Take your pick they all look dope to me bro"

by oneslowdc5 July 14, 2014

romano warrior stance

the art of jumping to a stand still while swaying back and forth as if you were on a surf board. a killer dance for you and yours.

Iron Maiden - The Trooper is on, let's bust out the romano warrior stance.

by durrrrr June 27, 2008

rapist stance

When a girl sees a guy's arm or other body part that she likes or turns her on. She gets ready to pounce, sometimes surprising the guy. Like a stance, her legs might be open, depending on how hot the guy is.

After Jessica saw Bob's arms, she got into her rapist stance.

I saw this hot guy and he took his pants off. I was like BAM! Rapist stance.

by amariiee March 8, 2011

Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.

Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!

by Supernova4 March 8, 2011

Stanced

(adj.) Term used to describe a car that has had it's chassis significantly lowered, eliminating most of the space between the undercarriage of the car and the ground as well as the fenders and the tops of the wheels.

I saw a stanced Mazda 6 on my way home from work today.

by Heavy Pootis Guy April 19, 2014

buffalo stance

"Buffalo Stance" is a song by Neneh Cherry.

It inspired a unique "dance" on the television show Dance Party USA; dancers would stand absolutely still for the duration of the song.

Have you listened to "Buffalo Stance" by Neneh Cherry? It's totally rad!

by rad dudet March 20, 2007

man stance

When a man displays the outward appearance of being masculine, tough, and lack of emotion.

That sad Disney movie really affected my man stance.

by 997pilot July 15, 2014