Internet Scholar

Someone who's knowledge comes from YouTube videos and other internet outlets, then tries to project what they've learned on you.

You're fake smart, just an Internet scholar.

by DJango March 8, 2015

Scholar Ballin'

Doing dope academic shit.

Example 1:

"My professor has his own Wikipedia page. He's definitely Scholar Ballin'"

Example: 2

Mark: Today in one of my graduate classes we did 3D printing.

David: Wow, that's awesome!

Marke: Yeah, we were Scholar Ballin'

by ScholarBaller March 8, 2016

Scholarstorian

A sarcastic term to describe a pseudo-intellectual. Combing the words “scholar” and “historian”, it parodies a non-existent discipline to mock someone who thinks they have intellectual authority over various subjects.

Typically used to describe Wikipedians, it can also be used for journalists, celebrities who hold espoused political views, and the terminally online.

Hey man, did you see that GorillaWarfare, a Wikipedian, is using YouTube as a reference to someone’s new pronouns? Such a scholarstorian, she couldn’t even convince HuffPost to write a source about that.

by Screendeemer December 11, 2022

Internet News Scholar

A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.

Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.

I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.

Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.

by DB in MO October 21, 2008

Scholars Academy

Also referred to as Scholars', a place filled with white people who are either from Breezy, Rockaway, Howard Beach and you'll occasionally see a Black person. People from scholars portray themselves as smart geniuses but most of them are dumb as fuck. All the girls are hoes, except the Indians, and all the boys are eff boys. You'll find a ton of unnecessary drama

Susan: I'm smart 'cause I go to Scholars Academy
John: Fuck off

by HHHHIiiiIIiIiIIII August 12, 2017

shol'va

A word on the the fictional Goa'uld language from the miltary sci-fi TV franchise "Stargate". It is spoken by the alien race Goa'uld (the main antagonists in the first eight season of the series "Stargate SG-1") and their subjects and means both "traitor" and "heretic", since the Goa'uld are forcing all their subjects to worship them as gods.

You are Teal'c. The shol'va.

by Amina Koyim March 30, 2011

shole is

Ghetto for "sure is."

Quilla: Life's a bitch.
Tequilla: Shole is!

by tn1211 March 20, 2016