Snurple

Snurple (Verb) is a word that describes a person who is drinking like a silly sausage.

Defined by Tom of the Soviet himself, he used it just twice in an essay, bringing his total A level score down by several hundred points.

The debate on what it is to be a snurple continues even today, baffling the very best, including the renowned George Bush. Long debates and extremely frustrated English professionals have lead to an overall increase in the number of murder victims in the UK during 2005.

"My English teacher attempted to snurple me to death"

by Paul Dilley October 5, 2005

[slurple]

to slurp a girls vagina and lick it

i am going to slurple that girls vagina

by riccardo3 September 10, 2007

surple

the inabilty to smell, not being able to smell

He's surple.
Only a surple person could take this kind of smell.

by James Foy July 25, 2003

Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples

Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!

by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009

Slurple

It's an onomatopoeia, or an action word.

In the old Batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words "SLURPLE!" showed up.

by Polish Pawel November 15, 2004

smurple

A word used to describe an undescribable purple.

Also used when you can't pronounce purple.

Pronounced - (smur-ple)

It's looks kind of smurple...

I never seen such a smurple color before.

by Wentfishingforamanandcaughthim February 7, 2010

Snurple

the act of completely twisting titties

I snurpled her hooters all night

by Snurplee February 1, 2021