Squonky

An adjective used to describe something squishy, loveable, cuddleable or all in all positive. Usually used to refer to squishy chubby cute animals, this term is the highest compliment and must be earned. Only the squonky understand the true nature of being squonky.

A: You still buy stuffed animals? How old are you again?

B: I'll have you know my Garfield plush is incredibly squonky. You, sir/madam/dum-dum, are not squonky. Please get out of my line of site and step in a puddle with your socks on.

by Sugarmint12 September 27, 2020

Squonk

The gay friend.

You're such a squonk bro!

by EnchantedKami September 9, 2021

Squonky

you know that one thing that's defined as squished and chonky that the same time? ...yeah.

"That car looks really squonky" -Me

by oogumboogum September 15, 2021

squonker

When someone has some squeezable place that is just so juicy you wanna squeeze and say “squonk” like a clown horn.

Homie’s ass is so thick from leg day it’s become quite the squonker.

by teejthedeej January 10, 2023

squonkled

to be very very stoned.

"i can't lie i'm completely squonkled right now."

"dude i know your eyes are looking in different directions"

by montague.avi August 6, 2023

Squonk it out

To display negative emotions in a very public manner. Derived from the American mythical creature of a Squonk who is so self-conscious that whenever it is seen by another animal it dissolves in its own tears.

The opposite of thugging it out.

I couldn't take it anymore man, I got that text and I just started to squonk it out.

by Brokeback Mount Lebanon December 21, 2023

squonk

a sound of squeak and bonk, an expression for silly billies. oh word?

police : who let u in?!
gurt : squonk yo

by milowlilow July 7, 2025