A dog that looks like a squirrel. Usually a hardass dog with little man's syndrome. Doesn't like kids, and shakes all the time.
by Ninjacoolguy January 30, 2017
Get the squog mug.when you cop a feel for a woman because of her soft boobs and have thoughts of squishing them on your dick
by carnette September 23, 2023
Get the squobies mug.by lwarnos October 21, 2008
Get the squoze mug.A very rare extreme sexual practice. While usually performed by hetrosexuals, it can also be modified slightly for same sex-partners.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.
"So, I know you let me do felching and marshing with you, but i want to take our relationship to the next level. Can we try squorting tonight.
by Brimmy July 15, 2010
Get the Squorting mug.Fresh-squozen orange juice is delish.
by Full Nondisclosure May 24, 2007
Get the Squozen mug.Squog (speaking in "prehistoric" language): No tabanga Gary pooka! Tabanga esa ooka sela! Tabanga doo, tabanga doo!
by snailpo July 27, 2005
Get the squog mug.Squornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Squornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favourite destination of etymologists. The Zem themselves remain a foot tall, until they are freeze-dryed and cleaned, and made into mattress-size corpses (which are promptly used as mattresses). It is a process which, strangely enough, they don't seem to mind at all.
Marvin the Paranoid Android was invited to squornshellous zeta to give a speech marking the opening of a giant new bridge intended to revive the economy of the Squornshellous System, said bridge also costing the total sum of the economy of the entire planet to create and the whole ceremony ended in tears. Marvin was plugged into the bridge and the whole cyberstructure instantly folded itself up and collapsed (presumably after being directly exposed to Marvin's chronically depressed view of the Universe). Marvin was left stranded in the swamp with only the mattresses to talk to, until robots from Krikkit stole his leg, and then the rest of him.
by galakticpoogiebug June 17, 2008
Get the squornshellous zeta mug.