Squittles

A squirrel that eats skittles

a body of a skittle A Squirrel's tail

you see a squirrel eating skittles instead of nuts

by John Pokiniewski May 9, 2005

Christmas Squits

The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.

Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.

Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!

by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008

squits

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
liquidised thru posteria for very alarming results. not something one would like wen in the company of a very beautiful specimen!

do u want us to show u or summink???

by durchfall April 13, 2004

Squitteri

A squirrel master that loves to f*** squirrels and hes a big fag and does not like to go around any woman at all!

I never wanna be a Brandon / squitteri

by Brandon Squitteri January 14, 2008

Squitt

To urinate.

example:

John: Why are you crossing your legs?

Lynne: I have to squitt!

by Ansul November 10, 2010

Squitty Scoob

The feeling of having aged semen flow out of your penis whilst urinating.

Most common for males, it's believed to be caused by slight back flow of semen in the urethra.

"Aww man I just pissed out a squitty scoob"
"Wow dude, how did it feel man?"
"Like a tingly sensation running down the middle of my urethra"

by Dr. Love-Good. October 24, 2013

squittance

A tiny squirt of something, esp. used in cooking. More than a drop, but less than a dollop.

"Hey, how much of this hot chilli sauce do I need to put in the mixture...?"

"Just a squittance. Not too much, ok?"

by bill cauliflower December 15, 2016