Squirty Cream

British for Whipped Cream. A light and fluffy cream traditionally stored in a can, which upon pressing the dispenser at the top the cream will be dispersed.

"Oi mate, pass the squirty cream?"
"Sure"

by TheArchivist July 24, 2021

Squirty Sanchez

Similar to the commonly known "dirty sanchez", this one consists of the use of one's own post-coitus fluids, or that of their partner's.

After we made sweet love, I gave my man a squirty sanchez.

by AlyciaJade January 24, 2009

Squirly Astronaut

A mixed drink inspired by the epic journey of the Astronaut.

Taking a glass you mix.

1 Part Vodka

2 Parts Pom Juice

1 Part Redbull

1 Tablet of Airborne

A Dash of Freshly Chopped Basil

Shake, then ad ice to chill.

Get ready for a ride!

Bartender could I please get one "Squirly Astronaut" Im feeling awfully edgy tonight.

Whoa I almost hit that bear! Lets go to our favorite bar and order a "Squirly Astronaut".

Snap dog I want a "Squirly Astronaut"!

by A Man of Few Words November 25, 2010

squirky

Squirrel jerky

My cousin killed a bunch of squirrels, used his dehyrdrator and made squirky.

by zig77 February 1, 2014

squivy

something that is unusually strange and makes a person fell very uneasy.

I tried wearing the jacket but it was squivy so I didn't buy it.

by Bruce Phoenix April 14, 2014

squirtyology

Someone very skilled in the art of making a female squirt.

Look, you say that you can't squirt, but I happen to have a P.H.D. in Squirtyology.

by cunning2627 October 29, 2019

Squirmy Alligator

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort

Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.

by muffin tin December 7, 2019