squidlet

When someone corrects another's obvious exaggeration usually without knowing it.

A: "Damn man it's like a billion degrees in this room. Can you turn the heat down?"
B: "Well it's only about 85 degrees in here."
A: "Wow man, don't be a squidlet."

by Josh Harling January 9, 2008

Squidy

A very lazy handjob. The hand is placed with the fingers hanging down over the end of the cock and wriggled lazily up/down side to side.

I was so hungover I just tried to get away with a squidy but he wasn't having any of it.

by wpgw November 6, 2011

Squirly Shit

Under cover, suspicious activity

There's some squirly shit goin on around here

by happy425 July 21, 2009

Squidely

A word used to describe something in a good way.

That hat is extremely squidely.

by Spenceroo January 21, 2010

Squidgyboon

Basically, it's lumpy jizz. Also known as "Love Porridge".

That guy's got squidgyboons.

by creedmaestro April 12, 2012

Squidless

Lack of the squiddy. When your life has it the biggest bottomless pit of suck. No Joy.

I can't go on my life is squidless and my hair just broke.

by Feendog May 23, 2013

Squidling

Someone who is quite two faced and a bad kisser.

"Urgh- Lucas is such a Squidling"

by CHMrsS May 29, 2016