by Zabaida April 25, 2007
A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.
Often set on by sudden shock or fear.
Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
Often set on by sudden shock or fear.
Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
by RageKage August 27, 2006
to 'squee' and 'skeet' at the same time.
Squee: a noise to denote excitement.
skeet: to jizm on yourself.
Squee: a noise to denote excitement.
skeet: to jizm on yourself.
Person 1: Tegan and Sara just came out with a new album!
Person 2: OMG! They're so hot, and i'm so excited; I just squeeted on myself! FANGIRLFANGIRLFANGIRL!!!!
Person 2: OMG! They're so hot, and i'm so excited; I just squeeted on myself! FANGIRLFANGIRLFANGIRL!!!!
by Queeniefakesit November 10, 2009
Ted and Gary were looking for a decent sized apartment. Something in the neighborhood of 1,200 squeet.
by Christopher Mulcahy November 08, 2007
by charletakiss x January 02, 2010
Adjective
"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.
"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.
1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.
by Qwertypop1 April 08, 2011
A phrase that is similar to the meaning of the word yeet, although it is said at times when there is nothing else to be said. A phrase related to both yeetation and squeetation.
by $imoney7 October 25, 2016