A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.
What humpday? It's the squeakend!
by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010
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A fart shared in private with one you love.
A fart shared in private with one you love.
Husband to Wife:
"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."
Wife to Husband:
"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"
"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."
Wife to Husband:
"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"
by vsugar August 16, 2009
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little kids, usually 10 or younger, who play call of duty or halo 3 and think its a big deal that its rated M. They typically have high-pitched voices that make you want to harm yourself, and think they're awesome at every aspect of the game they play. Usually (often in the case of call of duty) if your whole team is made of game squeakers they all try to snipe and your team ends up loosing by 900 points or more.
So i was playing Halo 3 yesterday and these game squeakers all had full hayabusa armor on, wouldn't shut up, and accidentally sniped me six times.
by pissed off squeaker hater August 24, 2010
Get the game squeakers mug.A child on XBox Live approximately 7-12 yrs old, who has a vocal pitch which is not only annoying, but painful to all who have to endure it.
I hate it when Dave's little brother gets on his XBOX. That little fucker pisses me off. I'm not going to let Dave join our parties anymore if that squeaker signs on as him one more time.
by Lexicon-Nerd July 30, 2011
Get the Squeaker mug.A child around 6-11 prepubescent who plays fps games and has a high-pitched voice.
Often times , a squeaker will say a few words and then get verbally abused by anyone on the current game server.
Often times , a squeaker will say a few words and then get verbally abused by anyone on the current game server.
Squeaker: Hi
Everyone Else: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SQUEAKER FAGGOT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PIECE OF SHIT STOP TALKING.
Everyone Else: KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SQUEAKER FAGGOT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PIECE OF SHIT STOP TALKING.
by FarkRegal July 21, 2014
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guy: *kills squeaker in-game*
squeaker: FUCK YOU I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU IM GONNA HACK YOU AND FUCKING MURDER YOU
squeaker: FUCK YOU I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU IM GONNA HACK YOU AND FUCKING MURDER YOU
by some hackerman October 4, 2018
Get the squeaker mug.A squeaker is a child that has not reached puberty who plays a game and used a mic to talk on it, often then not people use the term squeaker for all children that play online with a mic, which is somewhat true, but squeaker is actually for something else.
A squeaker is supposed to be a child who has a mic and constantly screams, trash talk, and/or swears alot, often then not, they tend to have very low anger control and get mad easily, often then not people like making them mad, they also are often horrible at the game and may rage quit.
There's also another "Squeaker" that can be good at the game (can be decent or bad) and have less of a shortfuse, they also can friendly to others and be less of a annoying shitstain, they still have high pitched voices but usually they try not to have such a loud mic, often then not people still make fun of these squeakers despite them doing nothing to be a piece of shit, many people do this because the voice is either too loud in the mic or annoying, which the latter they cannot change.
A squeaker is supposed to be a child who has a mic and constantly screams, trash talk, and/or swears alot, often then not, they tend to have very low anger control and get mad easily, often then not people like making them mad, they also are often horrible at the game and may rage quit.
There's also another "Squeaker" that can be good at the game (can be decent or bad) and have less of a shortfuse, they also can friendly to others and be less of a annoying shitstain, they still have high pitched voices but usually they try not to have such a loud mic, often then not people still make fun of these squeakers despite them doing nothing to be a piece of shit, many people do this because the voice is either too loud in the mic or annoying, which the latter they cannot change.
Squeaker: "Oh mwy fwucking gwod fwucking of fwuck ywou fwucking twuh swhit of twuh dwam*improper swearing usage*"
Game Player: "Oh my god shut the fuck up!"
And then
'Squeaker': "Hi, how are you guys?*or another example that's not annoying*" With a not loud mic
Dumbass: "Oh my god shut up you stupid fetus, you're supposed to be the womb you fucking bitch, wait until your balls dropped you dumb child!"
Game Player: "Oh my god shut the fuck up!"
And then
'Squeaker': "Hi, how are you guys?*or another example that's not annoying*" With a not loud mic
Dumbass: "Oh my god shut up you stupid fetus, you're supposed to be the womb you fucking bitch, wait until your balls dropped you dumb child!"
by ThatOneManWithAnApple September 27, 2022
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