squanch

To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.

That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.
The guy on the couch is a squanch

by nugget master March 7, 2008

Squanch

Dirty hairy nasty blown out vagina

That Bitch's Squanch is Gnarles Barkley

by TVICH March 17, 2017

Squanch

The word squanch has a similar meaning to words like: whammed, hench and dench. However, if you are squanch you are also quite likely to be aggressive or on piss/violence. It will often be used as a compliment amongst the mandem.

"Oi, you ain't even squanch blud"

"Nah I heard he on gang, swear he bare squanch aswell"

"My YG is squanch bare man saying he on piss still"

by Abdi Is A Jeg January 6, 2019

squanch

-Another term for meh, except much better.

Hey do you want to go out to eat at Bombay Sitar tonight?:
Squanch

by C Kuds May 14, 2005

Squanch

To trap or earn money for drugs illegally. To jug or rob. Going on a trip or journey to get or maintain a high.

Lets go squanch for weed.
I'm gonna go squanch for some crack.
Start squanching early for a good turn out

by brian_h05 December 13, 2015

squanching

Squanching:
A form of alien dance where one partner sticks the equivalent of its head into the other two partners' rectums (must be two different rectum equivalents) and all three spin around in unison for 8 glee kiang time frames without punching the gnarlegar hard enough to hurlginthug brogirl.

Have you ever seen two hurlags and a bux bavore squanching? It's more beautiful than a sixbin bopilgaaz!

by Richard Wagner III July 21, 2014

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004