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squatch-a-potamus

A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.
Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!
by Kailley July 11, 2007
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Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.
" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"
by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007
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Squatch noodlin

An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.
by Mel Hung June 7, 2016
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Squatchy

Squatchy, verb, "skwatchy". Also used Squatchin'.

A term of endearment for Sasquatch, Big foot or even a Yeti. Often used to represent the rebellious good side of our nature. To stand up for oneself and believe in all things magical including but not limited to space aliens, unicorns, dragons, and yes! Even oneself.

The term also has its big feet in forest bathing, forest conservation, ecology, habitat loss and how to help keep the Squatch safely survive under the cover of our forests.

Squatchin is also a verb that plays on Squatchy. This means I've gone to find myself in the forest and to hopefully come back illuminated and full of peace, love, and believing in oneself.
Stay Squatchy my friends!

Gone Squatchin'
by Zazzy January 25, 2023
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squatch

another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.
Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!
by OsirusR June 4, 2010
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The Dirty Satchmo

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"
You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"
by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009
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squatch

The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.
ugggghhh breh, I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh
by Houston meza December 25, 2013
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