SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.

Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.

by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010

Squareage

Square footage; floor area

That apartment doesn't have enough squareage for my family.

by Softhands December 8, 2015

squareflower

A squareflower is a flower in the shape of a square. It symbolizes happiness and good fortune. If you find a squareflower you will be forever lucky.

John: "Hey! How are you doing?"
Chrysanthemum: "Great! I found a squareflower yesterday!"

by Sav the fav April 22, 2016

Spongeblob Squarepants

An overweight Spongebob

SPONGEBLOB SQUAREPANTS LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE SO BEING FAT HE ATE IT

by Brian And Paris October 25, 2019

SpongeBob SquarePants

A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.

Fuck SpongeBob SquarePants.

by Roydiscord Productions March 20, 2021

spongebob squarepants

The reason your child has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder).

Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

by Percy Jones June 25, 2007