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Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!
by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007
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Square Biz

When someone is being very real. Serious. Straight talk.
All she'd have to do is even blink in my direction and I'd pack my stuff and we'd be gone. Square Biz!
by Miss Teque October 5, 2010
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Greydon Square

Greydon Square is a atheist rapper.
Hey man I was listening to Greydon Square the other day and damn, his lyrics make sense.
by JAStewart February 20, 2008
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Square Rooter

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.
Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.
by Wakafaluka waka waka June 23, 2011
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Square Brown

This definition is another term for swear down
1 : ‘Did you really punch that lad in the face last night’ 2 : ‘yeah square brown I did’
by misterrrjosh October 11, 2021
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sketchbob squarepants

(adj) Hilarious way to describe a person, place, or thing as suspect, questionable, unsafe, dishonest, or disreputable. A play on words that nonsensically incorporates reference to cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants.

synonym: sketchy
Whoa, duder! That wiring harness under your car looks sketchbob squarepants.
by Bozo McScrotus May 18, 2016
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Squareface

Someone who enters an extreme state of sexual desires. They will release the tension either the easy way, or the hard way.. the victim has the choice.
Edward is a squareface tonight man I’m scared of what might happen to me.
by bonerhead69 July 17, 2018
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