staunching

To walk around like you own the joint- got a bit of a swagger

Tommy was staunching down the hall way and went all up in my grill

by Empty<3 October 7, 2010

Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids

He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

skunching

The skill, no, art, of having sexual intercourse with any other human being, in any orifice, by penetrating the opening with either your nose (if it is big enough), or the nose of a clown mask that the pitcher is wearing. Used commonly in conjunction with krumping.

"I totally was krumping, and I did a backflip and I accidentally skunched a bitch!" skunching

by Will Mayo May 10, 2006

Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

EMI-Squashing

A phrase in which a rotund Emily would jump onto a sexual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, Backfat and obese nature. This is not a move to be used lightly ONLY FAT LOVERS SHOULD ATTEMPT THIS WITH EMILY.

OMG Dude where the f*** am i?? Jesus christ What are you doing here Chris? "Aw man i was doing some hardcore EMI-Squashing with emily...hey you want some KFC?"

by Extreme Pink June 13, 2008

Squatching

The act of getting stoned while in the woods and then playing Hot Lava on fallen tree's.

" I cant wait for recess today so we can go squatching at the state park".

Steve totally ate it and broke his phone while we were squatching Tuesday.

"Evan went big today while we were squatching and totaly jacked his knee."

by Squatchers annoymus March 27, 2013