When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.
by NJP777 February 12, 2021
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 07, 2017
A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.
by AzzyJazzy29 February 05, 2024
by TMoney.99 December 07, 2015
A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
by Volktronn February 25, 2018
by Shekelboy April 01, 2020