Spunky Doughnut

To spunk inside a custard doughnut and then to feed it to someone. (Knowing or unknowingly).

"Last night Heather enjoyed a tasty spunky doughnut"

by MikeOfOssett September 18, 2006

Spurkey

Spiced turkey. Made by the same process as Spam, but with turkey instead of pork and ham.

I think Hormel should change from Spam Turkey to "Spurkey".

by Chuck Roast May 9, 2013

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Spunky Cabbage

A cabbage that has been spunked (cumed on) and then you serve it to your family for tea.

I spunked all over our families Christmas cabbage and made a Spunky Cabbage

by SpunkyCabbage8==D--O: July 3, 2012

funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011

chunky but spunky

similar to cbf or chunky but funky, chunky but spunky also refers to a slightly overweight person; in this case, spunky is used to reflect the charm or personality of the person.

Kirstie Alley is chunky but funky in appearance, and chunky but spunky in personality. She's really appealing, especially to an older person (like me.)

by earpuller October 1, 2005