Lodium Scrote-Fold

(v). 1. The act of jerking-off onto your own nut-sack and letting it drip into the mouth or anus of your partner (male or female).

1. "OMG jennifer, i cant belive you let me Lodium Scrote-Fold your ass last night your such a whore!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

dirty sprite

Lean, sizzurp, drank, purp, in other words, its dat weak opiate drink that gets you chopped an screwed. The other definitions on UrbanDictionary include the usage of jolly ranchers, popularized in some hip hop songs and even the inclusion of benzodiazepines (xanax, valium, etc) to push that sedated high one step further.

Im not telling you not to mix your drank with liquor or benzos, but the fact is: dirty sprite = drank. Drank is just purple codeine + promethazine cough syrup poured into some sprite or 7-up. It can also be used to describe yellow hydrocodone + chlorpheniramine mixed with the same kinds of soda. The point is -- its opiate cough syrup in a clear soda, drunk to slow you down and screw up your night.

Take it easy, opiates are serious business. I've been clean of that shit for years, but the definitions on UD are all kinda fucked, so, here's the real one for you.

My niggas gettin' right, smokin weed with dirty sprite. I'm goin' wild for the night fuck being polite.

by recovering from dat poppyplant February 23, 2013

Darren Sproles

One of the most exciting running backs ever to grace the college gridiron. Drafted late in the 2005 draft by the San Diego Chargers, is now the NFL's second leading kick-off return man.

This guy kicks ass soome of the best highlight film runs ive ever seen.

"Damn, that Darren Sproles is the shit."

by nicname October 3, 2005

scrote boy

n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad

1) According to Mrs Claus, Bartholomew is this years scrote boy

2) Steve's dad is such a scrote boy

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

scroteome

The protein content of a scrotum or scrotal derived body fluids.

Proteome Systems Ltd (ASX:PXL) today announced the signing of an agreement with the New York based biotechnology company, Egenix Inc to co-develop a scroteome-based (semen-based) diagnostic kit for prostate cancer based on the known proprietary Human Carcinoma Antigen (HCA)

by Duncan8r June 16, 2006

Sprite Dogg

Someone who can fit their penis in a sprite bottle and has room to spare.The user usually owns a chode.

Jack is called sprite dogg because he can some how fit his penis in a sprite bottle

by york hunt July 31, 2008

sprots

The proper term for athletic events, for people who hate athletic events.

Ugh what sprots are happening today?

by whoneedspants June 13, 2013