Royston Spinner

When one stands proud with a raging boner and spins his/her partner through 360 degrees of rotation on the phallas.

Barry:
"Hey Ted, guess what i did last night, i gave a Royston Spinner to Sally all night on my pork sword till she vomited"

Ted:
"One too many jaegermeisters?"

by Crewkerne Dave February 4, 2013

Reverse Midget spinner

Reverse midget spinner

Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning

"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "

"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "

by n0virus April 9, 2020

spinner

A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.

"She's a spinner."

by x January 22, 2003

Jerry Springer

the act of being violent, vulgar, or commiting social no no's like incest, phedophelia, or disgusting sexual acts.

"She went Jerry Springer on me"
"you better watch or he'll go Jerry Springer on you:
"watch your kids and animals, they may go Jerry Springer"

by shane May 13, 2005

sprinternet

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.

"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"

by raymaas August 17, 2009

Midget spinner

Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.

Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.

by Petra Ral February 2, 2021

Wheel Spinner

a person who acts like he/she is working, but is in reality doing nothing. A goldbrick. Someone who loves wasting time doing nothing. A loser.

as the wheel spinner sat at his desk appearing to work, his co-worker actually got the job done.

by RealWinner April 16, 2011