speakless

Idiot version of speechless.

Jesse Holley of UNC basketball/football:
Thoughts and emotions when that ball went in at the end
"I was speakless, in tears, just happy. Speakless, I couldn't...my yell wouldn't even come out. I was trying to yell, wasn't nothing coming out. I mean, it was just..oh man, like, man, I can't talk about it now. Wow. Way to go Connor Barth."

by Acer333 January 18, 2008

titty sprinkles

When you jizz on a bitch's tits and let it dry, then rub them together and it falls off looking like sprinkles - made famous by Cartman on South Park in the Tourette's episode.

Nick likes to eat his own titty sprinkles off a rusty brown ring donut

by Curbstomper October 30, 2007

Booty Sprinkles

(n) The act of a man (or men) ejaculating on a girl's (or man's) booty, while shaking in a quick up and down jerking motion, thus creating a sprinkle effect, like white sprinkles on a cupcake.

(v) Booty Sprinkling

We gave Jamal hella booty sprinkles saturday night, his ass looked like tv static.

by willowdechonne May 25, 2008

Glazed donut with sprinkles

When an anus dusted with glitter is covered in jizz. See also: donut with sprinkles

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

speckledwarfed

To be deceived, tricked, or hoodwinked by means of flattery, impersonation, or the like.

"We've been duped! Bamboozled!"
"We've been speckledwarfed!"

by Frigits December 26, 2008

Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake

The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.

Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"

<lighter>

Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"

Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"

Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."

Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"

Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."

Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"

by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010

shit speckles

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023