Saddled

One who gets dropped, hit, crushed. Usually referenced to sports or in a fight.

Did you watch the hockey game last night?
Yeah! Did you see Malkin get saddled!?

by BeBallin April 28, 2015

straddledoodler

A poodle like male who enjoys sleeping with men and women, and won't stop parking his doodle in the wrong garage.

That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.

by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

shaddled

Walking with shit in ones pants. More of a waddle, really.

Joe: Hey, where'd Steve go?
Tom: Ah, he shaddled on over to the shitter.

by Hugh G. Dickinson January 25, 2017

SHADDLED

The combination of “Shook” and “Raddled” - to be SHADDLED also synonymous with “ROOKETH”

Holy shit did you see the new season of Stranger Things???

I know I was SHADDLED!!!

by TChristensen13 April 20, 2018

Straddler

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

by RTKettle August 13, 2018

bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019