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daddy on the spot

A male figure who has taken the position of dad/father to a child(ren) who are born to a woman the male figure is romantically involved with.

A man who takes up the position of fathering young who are not his own biological children.
My mom got together with my step-dad when I was 7 and that dudes been daddy on the spot since then. He's like a real father to me.
by dudepassthebowl June 15, 2011
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Elena On The Spot

The feminine derivative of the commonly used phrase "Johnny on the Spot". Used to describe an individual who, without prompting, is ready, reliable and ready to perform a duty or task without delay. The phrase is believed to have originated in the southeastern United States where it is frequently used.
"That deal could have blown up if she wasn't such an Elena on the Spot and kept it together"
by JTN7000 February 26, 2020
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Spasm on the spot

Spam on the spot is a commonly used phrase to describe so idiotic children who attemp to cook 'edible' food in a class room.
Ema: Hey Grace, Molly, we've got technologyyyy...
Keira: What are we baking?..
Grace: Pasta bake with white sauce ;))
Molly: shut up grace
Keira: oh god we're gonna make a real spasm on the spot
by SnowieGal11 December 1, 2017
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Johnny on the Spot

Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
by Paul Bishop December 14, 2008
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Rotchy on the Spot

A person who designates a row of parking spots as his own, so in order to park your car you have to pay his a small fee so he can "watch after it to make sure no one messes with it"; when in actually if you don't pay him anything, he himself will F with your car.
I was in a hurry to get to the bars and just when I find a place to park... fuckin' Rotchy on the Spot comes out of nowhere!!!!
by Ratcheed Wallace July 30, 2004
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AT Johnny on the Spot

After hiking a long time you find a toilet that is obstructed. You poop on top of the toilet paper blockage and leave a message to the rest of them. This also applies for to every other blocked toilet.
Bro, I just did an AT Johnny on the Spot, that poor son of a gun
by Mark2015 October 9, 2021
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johnny on the spot

The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.
I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.
by "Jim Douche"/Erik Higbie August 19, 2009
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