Shomit

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

by Ray Ray's teacher May 5, 2012

Shomit

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

by Maria Espia March 17, 2008

shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

by Karl June 8, 2004

splomit

A liquid vomit, comes from the term "Splashy Vomit". A vomit which is made completely of liquid with no solids at all.

Wow, Steven just totally splomited all over your new couch.

by Bakilas Lamort May 19, 2005

Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.

Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!

by atikna June 24, 2010

somit

A person who says the word vagina too much. like to pretend to be gay. sings scremo/grindcore music...Is asian. Is very sick minded.

Oh that guy is asian, he must be a Somit.

by Kittykat. May 9, 2009

spoit

a general insult derived from the word sport

person #1:yo, you a spoit

person #2: what the fuck is a spoit man?

person #1:you

by pansie July 2, 2004