by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004
Get the Splinkety Splonk mug.by Michele Morris April 26, 2006
Get the splinky mug.(n) A messy ejaculation that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.
(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.
(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.
(n) While I was jacking the beanstalk (masterbating), I got splank all through my hair.
(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.
(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.
by Renobinamen November 15, 2010
Get the Splank mug.Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:
find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"
"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."
"Bring back Jimmy Saville."
"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."
"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"
"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."
"Mary loves SPLINK."
"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."
"Bring back Jimmy Saville."
"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."
"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"
"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."
"Mary loves SPLINK."
by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008
Get the splink mug.Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.
Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.
Man poor bitch got splunked.
Man poor bitch got splunked.
by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005
Get the splunked mug.The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.
by Hamesiii January 1, 2009
Get the Splunkion mug.Hey happy birthday bud!
Hey what the fuck does that mean?!
You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.
Hey what the fuck does that mean?!
You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.
by GCess19 August 27, 2016
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