this mf spittin'

Speaking facts, or speaking something badass. Usually in reference to raps, but not always.

Rapper: if she catch me cheatin imma neva tell her 'sorry'

if she catch me cheatin imma neva tell her 'sorry'

Me: damn, this mf spittin'

by _RD_ February 15, 2021

Spittin' chiclets

"Spittin' chiclets" takes place when either yourself or somebody gets hit so hard, they have their teeth knocked out.

"Damn, he got hit so hard, he was on all fours in the parking lot, spittin' chiclets"

by Bamchug April 13, 2009

shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.

I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.

by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011

lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

nicki minaj referring to someone she dislikes

nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas

Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017

spitious

A word to describe a penis looking assclown
(Always plug -instagram- ethxnxgray 😊)

Person 1: Grayson Dolan just tweeted that Ethan Dolan is spitious

Person 2: yea he just called ethan a penis looking assclown

Person 1: I mean hes not wrong...

by Grethans main October 11, 2017

Sitting on a cigar

The need to make a bowel movement.

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.

by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

Spitting Honey

A colloquial term for the act of verbally manipulating someone into appeasing your wildest wishes.

"Yo, check it, my man Bronson over there is spitting honey to our supervisor, he trynna get his third saturday off in a row."

by Corndiggity July 11, 2017