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pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.
my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.
by phaydeout January 17, 2011
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skewered spider monkey

A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008
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reverse spider monkey

This is when the male lays on his back and has his legs raised at the knees and his feet are still flat on the bed. The female lays on top of him in a "reverse cowgirl position". However, when they start the act of sex, the female puts her legs in the same way as he has his. Her legs will not usually reach the bed so they move around.
We were having sex in so many positions. We even did the reverse spider monkey.
by memphis sex fun March 14, 2009
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Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver
We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey
by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010
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Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.
Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys
by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013
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Joey The Spider Monkey

A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).
Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."
by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008
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african spider monkey

Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting
Oh shit dawg, me n' my girl were being freaky doin the African Spider Monkey
by D0gm3at August 3, 2019
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