schlemiel

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

by thebiggerbiggen July 9, 2017

shlemus

when your meat is just too big
but not too big

holy shit you got shlemus
yep
fucking hell

by rejecter May 17, 2021

schlemie

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

by Bena Girl August 8, 2005

schlemmer

secretive fuck buddy

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Schlemp

A dickass

Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.

by Ryles234 November 15, 2018

schlemovitz

When something is kind of slimey but also really cool

The name Gleb is so slimey sounding but also cool, oh it’s so schlemovitz

by SomeDyde September 4, 2018

Schleme

All things cum related.

I’m going to schleme my pants.

Dude, I am totally covered in schleme right now.

by SchlemeMaster69 August 27, 2019