Spamicide

When a person utilizes Spam luncheon meat as a weapon to kill another person.

The detective was able to determine that the mime was a victim of Spamicide.

by Mimebasher September 2, 2009

Spermicterus

When a guy hasn't had sex in a while, and all the sperm that he hasn't cummed, "backs up" into his brain. So now all he thinks about is having sex.

A play on the condition, kernicterus, in which unconjugated bilirubin deposits into the brain of a newborn, causing severe physical and mental problems.

Man, John has a case of spermicterus. All he does is talk about sex. He really needs to get laid.

by rishta September 23, 2011

spermicidal

An deliberate activity or action by a male that results in his failing to have sex.

"Dude, are you going to the Sorority Lingerie Party ?"
"No bro, I need to study."
"That's spermicidal, man !"
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"I told Sheryl that I am still in love with my ex, and she dumped me..."
"Wow, that was spermicidal !"

by BigFanOfUD November 2, 2011

Spermicidal Maniac

A gay serial killer.

Omg did you see the news a spermicidal maniac is on the loose.

by Big Foots Dick February 28, 2018

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

sperminites

The semen of a man. Most commonly called, Jizz, Skeet, or Pudding!

Man 1:"Hey pal, you totally splashed your sperminites all over my cashmere sweater"
Man 2:"No I didn't"

by mr_bond May 7, 2005