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Sperm shark

A man who actively hunts for the chance to be sexually aroused by receiving or the thought of receiving human sperm in the mouth.
Father: I thought we came to San Francisco to watch a Giants game.

Son: No silly it's Pride week the only baseball will be the catching my mouth does.

Father: You are a sperm shark.
by Angel eyes 300 June 26, 2016
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sperm sponge

Often a girl or woman that loves sucking and fucking men on a regular basis. Sometimes a homosexual male can also be refered as this.
Man, my ex-girlfriend is a total sperm sponge now.
by tayb October 17, 2005
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Sperm-stick

A sperm-stick is a boner. A stalk-on. A stiffy. A hard-on. An erection. Classic.
I have a throbbing sperm-stick right now
by EdShnee July 23, 2016
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sperm sack

A sperm sack is a sack of sperm that you keep for personal enjoyment of your primos or vagina it's may also be used as a weapon
' fight me '
'Back off I've got a sperm sack'

'Oh shit '
by Snacksmacker245 July 18, 2017
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sperm sprouts

A way to describe the offspring of the coolest parents. Sperm that find their way to the eggs and sprout into children.
good morning my sperm sprouts you look taller this morning!
by Madcowwithatail May 3, 2018
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Sperm Spicket

Wow! Gabe has a thick sperm spicket!
by SquirtleMom June 28, 2019
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Sperm Sisters

Women who all have a child with the same mans sperm and support each other for the sake of the children.
"We didn't know too much about each other, but now that we're sperm sisters our sons have the right to know their brothers from other mothers"
by milk9837 October 18, 2011
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