Sparky

An electrician who works in his trade for a living. This includes Sparkies such as:

1. Systems Electricians
2. Industrial Electricians
3. Domestic\Residential Electricians
4. Commercial Electricians

And to a lesser degree:

1. Liners
2. Telecommunications\Cat5e\RJ45\Cable Splicers

Explicitly *not* an Electrcial Engineer or Draftsman for they do not use tools or come out to your house in the middle of the night to replace your broken shit)

The Sparky will be here tomorrow to fix that damned switchboard.

The Sparky ripped me off .... again!

I didn't allow enough in my original plans to pay the Sparky, so I'm not going to ... I'll see the bastard in court instead, I'm not giving him a dime! <maniacal laughter>

by Ivonin January 4, 2008

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Specky gongoid

A kid/adult who has thick rimmed glasses and the head the shaped of a toaster. Most specky gongoids are also fat and semi retarded.

Fucking hell my neighbours are a family of specky gongoids

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

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Sperked

Excited "HYPE"

Dude,Im so sperked for that kegger.
Or.
Man Im spekred Im gonna' beat his ass.

by Casey & Tity. October 8, 2008

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sperk

used to mean "don't do anything stupid you might regret."

usually referring to someone about to commit suicide.

She knew he had been having a tough week, and could think of nothing to do but beg him to stay sperk.

by noelle!@#$%^&* August 3, 2005

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Spermy Butthole

A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.

Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011

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