When a man and a woman love each other very much, and can't decide between regular and anal sex they decide to compromise. This involves putting (carefully) the balls in her ass, and dick in her twat. This is best accomplished while in the "Pouting Frog" position. When finished, the easiest way to remove balls from ass, is using "Asian Dismount".
"Dude i was with this girl last night, and she wanted me to go Spelunking. The Pouting Frog was ok, but i think i crippled myself with the Asian Dismount"
by Mike/Nick/Alberta Dan November 10, 2008

1. "Did you spelunk Callie's cave last night?"
2. "Yessir. Spelunked on her chest, on her face, a little on me...I showed her my dripping stalactite alright."
2. "Yessir. Spelunked on her chest, on her face, a little on me...I showed her my dripping stalactite alright."
by tripleovertime99 December 1, 2009

by Da Beave September 27, 2005

by Tom Jones December 11, 2003

by the_great_cave_diver January 16, 2009

Derogatory term for a diminutive sexual parter (male or female) who performs oral sex on a much larger, usually exceedingly overweight, female partner.
by Wick Felterman June 15, 2009
