Spelunking

When a man and a woman love each other very much, and can't decide between regular and anal sex they decide to compromise. This involves putting (carefully) the balls in her ass, and dick in her twat. This is best accomplished while in the "Pouting Frog" position. When finished, the easiest way to remove balls from ass, is using "Asian Dismount".

"Dude i was with this girl last night, and she wanted me to go Spelunking. The Pouting Frog was ok, but i think i crippled myself with the Asian Dismount"

by Mike/Nick/Alberta Dan November 20, 2006

spelunkers

One who enjoys

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Spelunk

1. Using your penis to explore a woman's vagina, or "cave."
2. To ejaculate.

1. "Did you spelunk Callie's cave last night?"
2. "Yessir. Spelunked on her chest, on her face, a little on me...I showed her my dripping stalactite alright."

by tripleovertime99 December 01, 2009

Spelunking

To engadge in anal sex with another person.

Nick went spelunking with Jen before he nailed her.

by Da Beave September 03, 2005

spelunker

According to Lincoln, it's some kind of caveman.

That spelunker just ate a mammoth.

by Tom Jones December 12, 2003

Spelunking

The act of engaging in anal sex.

I went spelunking with this chick and it was soo tight!

by the_great_cave_diver October 03, 2008

Spelunking

Derogatory term for a diminutive sexual parter (male or female) who performs oral sex on a much larger, usually exceedingly overweight, female partner.

Man, did you hear about Katie's spelunking trip last night?

by Wick Felterman June 15, 2009