screeching pelican

When you are having sex with a girl on the beach and you pull out put your penis in the sand and then put it back inside of her vagina.

I was having fun plowing my girl on the beach but then she moaned someone elses name so I gave her the screeching pelican real fast.

by rusty rocket July 19, 2006

speeding

The affects you feel off of a drug thats an upper, such as cocaine,crack,ecstacy,adderral, or meth.

after taking ecstacy: "im speeding dude"

by klshjdjd January 17, 2010

Screeching Owl

An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.

Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

by rexz April 6, 2021

Speeding Buddy

When two individuals (more than likely strangers) speed next to each other because each individual thinks the other will get pulled over.

Example 1. "Man I was speeding Buddies with a Porsche today.. a cop would've totally busted him first."

Example 2. "So this idiot in a sketchy-ass van was tryin' to be my speeding buddy.. There's no way I'm getting busted before him."

by Baconx100000000000 November 14, 2011

speeving

Telling a false story to someone in hopes of tricking or deceiving them.

"Hey listen to Bill speeving over there."

"I told Tanisha she looked hot today, but I was only speeving her."

by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005

speeding

It's like jaywalking, an offense that virtually everyone commits. There difference between the two is that speed laws are actually enforced (though quite selectively), usually to meet quotas.

Oh noes you were speeding 90 mph in the middle of the night on the interstate with no other cars within a mile what a danger to other citizens

by Shadow Creator January 9, 2008