Tek Specialists

Introduced on Yaggu Front's "Secret Tapes", the Tek Specialists were a hip hop group that released Future Shock and then disappeared. Even google can't find those cats.

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"Damn! These cats are dope. Where did the Tek Specialists disappear to?"

by 9i9i9i9i9i April 24, 2010

Playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a monster who touches kids

2. Bloody red wood

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023

The O'Rourke Speciality

Go into a bar with a fake persona then chat up a girl and repeatedly buy her drinks and rufie her until all motor skills are lost. Follow this by carrying her to a hotel room and laying her spread on the bed proceed the deeply throat fuck her whilst shitting in her cleavage. Then turn around and titty fuck her smashing shit into her chin until she throws up then slap her in the face with a spunky, shitty and vomit covered penis until her cheekbones are a lovely purple color.

I picked up the girl the other night and gave her The O'Rourke Speciality said the man to his lawyer.

by Twataface November 6, 2019

Nocturnal Enticement Specialist

occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another

Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.

by Maddison Knox December 9, 2008

Belfi Specialist

a person who is able to effectively convince people to look up words on urban dictionary just to make them go in virtual circles and feel stupid, and hence become slightly stupider.

I told Jen I was a belfi specialist, and if she didn't believe me, that she should look it up on urbandictionary.com

by Justin R BELFI March 5, 2009

specialest

A slang word used by cute chicks and middle school boys meaning "most special". It is similar to "bestest" and "cutemost".

1. Wow, Peggy, those are the specialest, cutemost earrings!
2. We ride the specialest bus to middleschool!

by Sepiolid September 19, 2008

Zombie Specialist

1. An expert in the field of zombie anatomy, zombie psychology, or zombie hunting.
2. A person who is currently a member of OZORT.
3. A veteran or experienced person who has knowledge of zombie invasion survival tactics.

"I don't know what to do, there are zombies outside!"

"We need a zombie specialist!"

by Irafiloqr April 5, 2009