saturated cloth

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.

Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.

by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020

saturated cloth

When your undergarments are damp with the seepage of your irregular bowl movements.

Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?

by 1102kcapfolw July 9, 2020

Relationship saturated

Polyamory term for unable to sustain any additional relationships

my mind and emotions can't handle any more Romantic relationship so I am relationship saturated.

by PolyWife April 25, 2017

spaculated

to specutate a spastic person.

I spaculated john, and agreed he was spastic.

by Johnel November 2, 2005

saturated sauce

An area/profile/building/place highly consisting of clout, style, and legendary status.

Nah I quit working there they didn't have saturated sauce

by BubbleClout February 21, 2020

Saturated

When you got to let your e-liquid prime/cover your coils in your e-vape.

My E-juice has saturated my coils

by Smoke poppy November 24, 2020

Saturated

To be full of shit; for something to be completely and utterly stupid.

(Ex#1) Shebreezy: "Did yall hear dat Douglas supposedly smoked a Black & Mild wit Lil' Wayne?"
Latrell: "Pfftt, Douglas be saturated."
(Ex #2)Jaytron:"Man,I just spent all my moneh on biscuits and burr."
Durraymus:"Dogg,dat be saturated."
(Ex#3) Lil' Jon:"Man, Rick Ross thinks Noriega owes him 100 favas? Shit, he be saturated as fuck."

by Jay "Cash Moneh" Sims (aka Marty McBiscuit, aka Jerk McGerk, aka 49 1/2 Cent January 2, 2009