Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.

If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.

by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010

smtarted

It means when you are smart and retarded.

"Shes really smart but right now she's acting pretty retarded." "Yeah she's really smtarted."

by kuddles1234 August 19, 2009

we haven't even started yet!

When you do something and it is so shocking and huge to people, but this is only a small part of it and there is a lot more to come!

Donald Trump: 'we haven't even started yet! on the libtard potato bag bitch, Hillary Clinton.

by Haji Shirzad February 6, 2017

my engine was started

to get fingered

OMG, my engine was started last night

by blythgyal August 27, 2008

Little more choke and you would've started luv!

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent

Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"

by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009

spagarted

A human who sticks his nose to a donkeys ass while the donkeys farts and shits in his face and human swallows it while donkey kicks u in your face

Not going to zoo cuz I got spagarted on by jackass the great dwarf donkey

by Dick truffle March 21, 2021

spaztarded

1. an individual who is spasticated and retarded.

1. "that kid really pisses me off. he thinks he has friends. what a retard"
"na, mate, hes spaztarded"
"lol"

by arse-o-holic September 1, 2009